What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
Yes, I play videogames :)<3
Yes, I drink coke. :) <3
Yah i play vidya gaem 2
Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3
Yes, I use paper towels :)<3
Yes, I use lamps :) <3
I’ll probably keep on reblogging this from myself until the end of times.
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
(Source: epic-humor)
useful tip never say anything
everyone gave Justin a standing ovation when he won except for that little circle around Selena what a queen
Why would anyone give that shithead any applause
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
swiggity swag i am in the bag
do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
Relevant? Like really, is there a murderer in your house?